Tony Boloney's Menu

mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle Ole Sauce®, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & homemade-hand pulled queso oaxaca mexican string cheese we make in our Mad MutzTM Lab! Can be made vegan! 🏆 Winner Food Network Guy Fieri Cheesesteak Battle 🏆 Winner LIVE with Kelly & Michael Nationwide Competition 🏆 Winner Star Ledger Best Cheesesteak in New Jersey 🏆 Winner Featured on Bitchin’ Kitchen, Cooking Channel, Vice Action Bronson Show & 1,000s more

pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce

jalapeno popper sub...Kendrick would loose this battle! jalapeno cream cheese spread, buttermilk fried chicken, diced jalapenos, dry aged mutz, The Popper Mad Mutz TM sticks, Popper jalapeno sauce, pretzel dust

wah gwaan, make ‘dis batty shake! jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an’ allspice beef, curry onions, scallions & curry ranch

nah partner, you can‘t handle this... ribeye, fried onions, vodka sauce, smoked & fresh mutz, extra crispy ‘roni, ’roni grease ranch.

french onion soup cheesesteak french onion soup caramelized onions, ribeye, xtra gruyère, parsley

ribeye, sharp white wiz, fried onion, TB’s HOT BOI spread (wet hots are trash), fried long hot peppers

rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread

jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley

lobster roll on ‘roids lobster, bayou butter, celery salt, garlic aioli, fresh & smoked mutz, parsley

Black Carolina Reaper Hell-on-earth fried chicken, Hottie mutz, Lucifer Mad Mutz TM sticks, Heathen sauce

a tony boloney’s classic fried chicken, s#itfaced honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos

fried chicken cutlet, coolest ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, melted dry aged mutz, potato chips...and more ranch!

grilled cheese, tomato soup & chic parm got frisky fried chicken cutlet, creamy vodka sauce, xtra melted muenster, smoked bacon, crouton dust

house parm sub burrata, choose your protein (we recommend meatballs!), vodka sauce, fresh and smoked mutz, basil, pecorino, seeded roll

nashville hot dipped fried chicken or cauliflower, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill ranch, purple slaw

yeah you know me! lemon pepper parm...fried chicken, fresh mutz, lemon pepper sauce, pecorino, parsley

marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo

serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

put whatever the f#ck you want on it!

classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra

mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce

steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust

now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have

I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch

Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!

dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips

Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch

black sesame seed crust, gojuchang buldak fire, 3 cheese, scallion. chopsticks included for the cheese puuuuuuul!

sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion

beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch

french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.

spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino

10 meats ravaged by mozzarella

pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch

a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil

sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball

Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!

marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil

spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella

black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust

cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo

classic jersey pie. marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. toppings extra

pretzel crust, Popper jalapeno sauce, buttermilk fried chicken, diced jalapenos, dry aged mutz, The Popper Mad Mutz sticks, Jalapeno cream cheese drizzle

now available everyday, GTFOOH, nah, fo real, by the slice too! yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! with over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have

I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch

Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!

mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce

steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust

dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips

Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch

black sesame seed crust, gojuchang buldak fire, 3 cheese, scallion. chopsticks included for the cheese puuuuuuul!

sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion

beer battered chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese, Dry Aged Mozzarella, Smoked Bacon, Buttermilk Ranch

french onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.

spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino

pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch

a whole f%cking burrata on every slice. pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil

sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball

Grilled Cheese Pizza! Sourdough crouton crust, vodka sauce, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, sour cream & a lil' more crouton dust!

marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, NUMU vegan mozzarella, fresh basil

spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella

black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust

house white pie...cacio pepe style. cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo

Fresh Mozzarella with an Old-School Italian, Rosemary Crumb Crust.

A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites 1x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie

A Crazy Selection of Our Fan Favorites Try Them All! 2x The Nonna 1x The Gaucho 1x The Ole' Smokey 1x The Cacio Pepe 1x The Hottie 1x The Lucifer 1x The Truffler 1x Da Patty 1x The Popper

Cream Cheese Style Jalapeno Fresh Mozzarella with a Pretzel Jalapeno Crust Lil' Spicy!

Jamaican Golden Patty Crust with a Wiri Wiri Pepper Fresh Mozzarella A Bit Hot!

Sharp Cheddar Mozzarella with a Spicy Cracker Crumb Crust. Mildly Hot

Delicate Truffle Mozzarella with a Truffle Panko Bread Crumb Crust.

Savory Chimichurri Mozzarella with a Garlic & Herb Bread Crumb Crust.

Scorching 10-Pepper Blend Mozzarella with a 2.9 MILLION Scoville Charcoal Crust. Devilishly Hot!

Rainbow Colored Fresh Mozzarella with a Sparkly Classic Crumb Crust (All Natural Food Coloring)

Mike‘s Honey Fresh Mutz & Mike’s Hot Honey caramelized crust. Mike’s Hot Honey dipping sauce

BE-HIVE vegan garlic & herb mutz w/ vegan pecorino & herb GF crust Vegan Ole Chipotle Ranch dipping sauce

Fresh Mozzarella with an Old-School Italian, Rosemary Crumb Crust.

vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!

beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley

roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch

spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella

ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread

plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli

coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella

honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos

roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija

jamaican scotch bonnet an’ allspice, da white wiz, curry onions, scallions & curry ranch

buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery

TB Smash Sauce, caramelized onion, pickles, dry aged & smoked mutz add a burger

jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley

vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, smoked ‘roni, ’roni grease ranch

ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses

chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro

w/ a side of marinara or vodka sauce

hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce

romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.

romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.

romaine, croutons, parmesean, fresh mutz, chimichurri caesar

Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.

calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinegarette, seeded roll

smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinegarette

Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino

Choose 8 Subs

ribeye steak, chipotle ranch, spicy hash-brown, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, monteray jack, cilantro, queso cotija. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

grilled chicken, elotes, avocado mash, 3 scrambled eggs, refried black beans, spicy hash-brown, cilantro, queso cotija, jalapeno crema. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

disturbing amount of smoked bacon, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

split personality, is it porkroll or taylor ham...whatever you psycos call it, we stack, garlic mayonaisa, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, mole ketchup. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

ribeye steak, smoked bacon, black beans, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, spicy gravy, scallions. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

calabrian chili, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, sopressata, mortadella, capicola, scrambled eggs, roman lemon dressing and smoked mozzarella, pecorino. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

buffalo fried chicken, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, blue cheese, fresh mozzarella, ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

avocado smash, fried chicken, smoked bacon, spicy hash-brown, monteray jack, scrambled eggs, buttermilk ranch. Comes with spicy tater-tots and choice of dipping sauce.

All olive oil, hand picked by Mike AKA Tony and harvested from one grove in Sicily.

All sauces made by hand and all ingredients are from NJ.

Each kit includes everything you need to make 4 12" round pizzas or calzones. Kit includes: pizza dough, fresh homemade mozzarella, shredded dry aged mozzarella, marinated cremini mushrooms, cup & char pepperoni, NJ pizza sauce, tony’s sicilan olive oil, grated pecorino & instruction card

Whatever size of lab you’re working with, you’ve got the power to chef up cheesy goodness at home. Deep Fryer/Pan Fry - For Best Results Pan Fry: Pour 1 inch of oil into a pot/pan, set to medium heat (~350F). Drop up to 8 sticks at a time, flip to ensure all sides are cooked evenly. Cook for 2-2 1/2 minutes (normally mozzarella will start to appear through the crust). Remove sticks and let sit on a paper towel or metal rack for 1-3 minutes before serving. Deep Fry: Drop up to 8 sticks at a time in the deep fryer, cook for 2-2 1/2 minutes (normally mozzarella will start to appear through the crust). Remove sticks and let sit on a paper towel or metal rack for 1-3 minutes before serving. Air Fryer Air fry sticks at 400° for 4-5 minutes flip mid-way through (normally mozzarella will start to appear through the crust). Remove sticks and let sit on a paper towel or metal rack fo